Sorry. I’m late. What can I say? Messy closets take a lot of time to draw. Clean up your closet, Patrick…geesh.
Archive for ‘April, 2011’
Ok, and that’s your cue to hash up your most annoying, obnoxious solicitor phone call or pyramid-styled-make-money-quick scheme.
I’ve been there, years back, when I was looking for something that paid well and had flexible hours for my college years. Went to a hotel in Pleasanton, where a conference room was rented out and there were 7-10 other suckers…I mean “potential applicants” for an amazing opportunity with a company specializing in skin care and healthy products. It took nearly an hour for them to cut to the chase and note that, though you could start out right away, the best way to make the system work for you was to sell $5000 worth of merchandise first.
All along, there were 10-15 other suckers…I mean “professional distributors” that were clapping and hamming it up from the back row—the veritable laugh track, designed to make us all feel at home and confident in the amazing opportunity that we just HAD to jump aboard.
Biggest waste of time…EVER.
Only one with the special eye, the eye of a cat, can see what lies in the Corner of Mystery. Be stupefied, amazed and goggle in wonder as you fail to see…what the cat does.
In other mysterious news, taxes are done, my fledgling buffer eroded and it is back to the drawing board—literally.
Into the sunset goes our tie-dyed, rainbow logo trip, walking into the descending night. The shadows lengthen and become real, visceral things that go meow in the night. Shadow Bytes are here—darker and more sinister than before.
Are you prepared?
Oh. You are? Crap, I better go draw some more.
So, welcome to our new name:
If you are curious about the story of our name changes, go here to find out about the comic that was formerly ‘Super Awesome Unnamed Comic’ formerly ‘The Cat Bytes’.
Who is that dark and mysterious figure lurking in the shadows? Is it—oh, yes, it is…
Dun, dun, DUNNN! Patrickman! Defender of Writopolis, The Scrivener Knight, and the last bastion of…ok, well anyway…
This was just fun to draw.